MODERN HEIGHTS
Height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
Height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards.
Height of Active laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
Height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
Height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
Height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
Height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
Height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
ORKUT HEIGHTS
Height of isolation?
Two persons sitting side by side using scraps to communicate with each
other.
Height of cowardice?
Two persons fighting through scraps.
Height of helplessness?
Receiving no scraps for a week.
Height of frustration?
The scrap server being down.
Height of carelessness?
writing a love scrap and doing a ‘send all.
Height of achievement:?
A person sending scaps to a girl wanting to become friends and getting
a reply.
Height of timepass?
A person sending scap to himself.
Heigtht of expectation?
Sending indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match .
Height of repetition?
Forwarding an scrap to someone and receiving the same scrap forwarded
back to you by some one in the receiving chain.
Height of browsing?
U r swimming in the water tank and shout “f1 f1 f1?” Instead of
shouting “help” when u are unable to swim
Height of my dosti?
i always scrap,u don’t
Height of having no work?
Reading others scrapbook
ADULT HEIGHTS:
Disclaimer : Might contain offensive material, not intended for non-adults
Height of Patience ?
A naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree.
Height of Frustration ?
A boxer trying to scratch his balls
Height of Innocence ?
A teenage girl applying Clearasil to her nipple
Height of Unemployment ?
Cobwebs in the hole of the prostitute
Height of Laziness ?
A guy lying on a girl and waiting for an earthquake to do the rest
Height of Competition?
A guy peeing beside a waterfall
Height of Sophistication ?
Sucking nipples with a straw
Height of Disgust ?
While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes thru the paper
Height of Technology ?
Condom with a zip
Height of Trouble ?
A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his ass itching
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