Showing posts with label Marriage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marriage. Show all posts

If you had a crush on me , well i am sorry!!!

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Must have been something i said
That made you remember me and laugh
But darling it must be something i read
That was written by someone writing for dough

Or may be it was something i did
That made you remember me and smile
But darling I am just sometimes that stupid
And the smile giving style stays only for a while

Words i said or things i did
Whatever made you remember me
Darling I am sorry i wasnt being candid
I was hoping that the truth thru these things u will see

I am sorry if i was sending the wrong signal
or if it was just fate that made u feel that way
perhaps i met u in the wrong channel
but whatever it was darling i just cant stay


Please let me go and with your life please move on
Afterall it was just an infatuation and nothing too strong
I am sure in a few days from your mind and heart i will be gone
I am hoping like most other humans your perception of love too was wrong.

cheers,
--Badri--

By all means marry!!!

By all Means... MARRY!

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."


Cheers,
--Badri--

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