We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.
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1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us griping about you leaving it down.
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2. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
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3. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
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4. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
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5. Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.
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6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
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7. Crying is blackmail.
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8. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
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9. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
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10. Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
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11. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
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12. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
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13. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
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14. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
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15. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to answer.
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16. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
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17. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
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18. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
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19. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
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20. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your girlfriends.
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21. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
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22. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
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23. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
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24. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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25. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
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26. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
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27. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
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28. You have enough clothes.
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29. You have too many shoes.
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30. Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some war flick where it doesn't really matter what they're saying anyway.)
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31. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
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32. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.
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33. Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.
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Main agar kahoon Song Lyrics - Om Shanti Om (2007)
Movie : Om Shanti Om
Music Director: Vishal Shekhar
Director: Farah Khan
Producer: Red Chillies Entertainment (Gauri Khan)
Lyricist: Javed Akhtar
Cast: Shah Rukh Khan, Deepika Padukone, Arjun Rampal, Shreyas Talpade, Kiron Kher, Bindu.
Mein agar kahoon Lyrics
Tumko paaya hai to jaise khoya hun
kehana chahu bhi tho tumse kya kahun
Tumko paaya hai to jaise khoya hun
kehana chahu bhi tho tumse kya kahun
Kisi zaaba mein bhi, woh laafaz hi nahi
Ki zin mein tum ho kya tumhe baata sakoon
Mein agar kahoon tumsa haseen
Kaayanaath mein nahi hai kahin
Taaref yeh bhi tho, saach hai kuch bhi nahin
Tumko paaya hai to jaise khoya hun
Shokion mein doobi yeh aadayein, chehare se zalki hui hai
Zulf ki ghani ghani ghataein, shaan se dhalki hui hain
Lehrata aanchal hai jaise baadal, bahoon mein bhari hai jaise chandini
Roop ki chandini
Mein agar kahoon yeh dil kashi
Hai nahin kahin, na hogi kahin
Taaref yeh bhi tho, saach hai kuch bhi nahin
Tumko paaya hai to jaise khoya hun
Tum huwe mehrabaan toh hai yeh daastan
ohhoh tum huwe mehrabaan toh hai yeh daastan
Ab tumhara mera ek hai karwaa, tum jahan mein wahan
Mein agar kahoon humsafar meri
Apsara ho tum, ya koi pari
Taaref yeh bhi tho, saach hai kuch bhi nahin
Tumko paaya hai to jaise khoya hun
kehana chahu bhi tho tumse kya kahun
Kisi zaaban mein bhi, woh laafaz hi nahi
Ki zin mein tum ho kya tumhe baata sakoon
Mein agar kahoon tumsa haseen
Kaayanaath mein nahi hai kahin
Taaref yeh bhi tho, saach hai kuch bhi nahin
Cheers,
--Badri--
Courtesy : www.indicine.com
Ajab Si Song Lyrics - Om Shanti Om (2007)
Movie : Om Shanti Om
Music Director: Vishal Shekhar
Director: Farah Khan
Producer: Red Chillies Entertainment (Gauri Khan)
Lyricist: Javed Akhtar
Cast: Shah Rukh Khan, Deepika Padukone, Arjun Rampal, Shreyas Talpade, Kiron Kher, Bindu.
Ajab Si Lyrics
Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
HOh, Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Dil ko banade jo baatang saanse,
Yeh teri woh hawayein hai
Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Oh ho ho oh Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Dil ko banade jo baatang saanse,
Yeh teri woh hawayein hai
Aaye aaisi raat hai jo, bahut khush naseeb hai
chaahe jise duur se duniya, woh mere kareeb hai
Kitna kuch kehana hai phir bhi hai dil mein sawaal kahein
Sapno mein jo roz kaha hai woh phir se kahun ya nahin
Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Oh ho ho oh Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Dil ko banade jo baatang saanse,
Yeh teri woh hawayein hai
Tere saath saath aaisa koi noor aaya hai
Chaand teri roshni ka halka sa ek saaya hai
Teri nazaro ne dil ka kiya jo hashar, asar yeh huwa
Ab inme hi doob ke ho jaoon par, yeh hai duwa
Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Oh ho ho oh Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Dil ko banade jo baatang saanse,
Yeh teri woh hawayein hai
Beautiful song, very good video too . although I dint like the movie much (total masala movie) I loved this song and Main agar kahoon.
cheers,
--Badri--
Courtesy : http://www.indicine.com/
Ajab Si Song Lyrics - Om Shanti Om (2007)
Movie : Om Shanti Om
Music Director: Vishal Shekhar
Director: Farah Khan
Producer: Red Chillies Entertainment (Gauri Khan)
Lyricist: Javed Akhtar
Cast: Shah Rukh Khan, Deepika Padukone, Arjun Rampal, Shreyas Talpade, Kiron Kher, Bindu.
Ajab Si Lyrics
Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
HOh, Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Dil ko banade jo baatang saanse,
Yeh teri woh hawayein hai
Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Oh ho ho oh Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Dil ko banade jo baatang saanse,
Yeh teri woh hawayein hai
Aaye aaisi raat hai jo, bahut khush naseeb hai
chaahe jise duur se duniya, woh mere kareeb hai
Kitna kuch kehana hai phir bhi hai dil mein sawaal kahein
Sapno mein jo roz kaha hai woh phir se kahun ya nahin
Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Oh ho ho oh Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Dil ko banade jo baatang saanse,
Yeh teri woh hawayein hai
Tere saath saath aaisa koi noor aaya hai
Chaand teri roshni ka halka sa ek saaya hai
Teri nazaro ne dil ka kiya jo hashar, asar yeh huwa
Ab inme hi doob ke ho jaoon par, yeh hai duwa
Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Oh ho ho oh Aanhko mein teri ajab ajab si aadayein hai
Dil ko banade jo baatang saanse,
Yeh teri woh hawayein hai
Beautiful song, very good video too . although I dint like the movie much (total masala movie) I loved this song and Main agar kahoon.
cheers,
--Badri--
Courtesy : http://www.indicine.com/
This one is a bit dated but wanted to share it with you all since it made a laugh. Wow if u think about FUCK really is a great word
Cheers,
--Badri--
Took the CAT(Entrance exams to IIMs) last Sunday. For an exam that is regarded as one of the most competitive in Asia - I dint prepare at all. Although I had to leave at 7.30am to reach the exam hall in time , I was at Sathyam Cinemas Chennai, Watching "A Mighty Heart"(Review later) till 1 AM. Reason why I was this careless or unconcerned about preparing is that I had already accepted defeat - After having purchased the CAT application form , I said to myself this aint happening you just wasted 1100 rupees.
I continued with this attitude and took the exam in spite of not having prepared, to test my own aptitude levels. I must admit that i was very over confident and even complacent. I told myself and to all those who enquired that 85 percentile was assured since I have never performed badly in CAT and 2 times i took it before I prepared for only 2-3 days.
But CAT proved me totally wrong. Quants the section in which I presumed i was invincible was a total bouncer my accuracy was horrible and so was my speed. In the recent years CAT has moved more from a speed test to an accuracy test , which is good if u know how to make hay out of it.
Anyways let me not bore you more, to summarize , the results unleashed a severe ego bashing and brought my confidence about attempting aptitude tests crashing to 5000ft below sea level. Here is my score card as generated by one of these sites that discussed CAT 2007.
cheers,
--Badri--
Your score card
Set No 222
Name Badrinath Vengalathur Srinath
Section Wise Detail
Section Name , Right attempts, Wrong attempts, Total attempts
DI/LR 11,8,19
Lang 5,10,15
Quant 3,8,11
Total 19,26,45
Net Score - 55
Score needed for IIM call - 110+
I love Dilbert (so it is with Calvin and Hobbes and a few other comics). Often i forward Dilberts across my team when i find a characters words that day being close to that of someone in the team.
This one I found on Dilbert.com seems(is) very close to me, my situation . :-) or is it ??? :-)
Cheers,
--Badri--
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This song makes me nostalgic, It was the lullaby that my mother used to sing to me up until I was in class 5th. Trivia: "Enna thavan saidha nee yashoda" was my other lullaby. Beautiful song, very melodious,
Sung by M.S.Subbulakshmi : she is a legend and I dont even qualify to rate her singing
Movie : Meera
Raag : Savitri (I guess)
Lyrics :
Kaatriniley varum geetham
Kangal panithida pongum geetham
Kallum kaniyum geetham
Kaatriniley varum geetham
Pattamarangal thalirkkum geetham
Pannoli pongum geetham
Kaattu vilangum kette mayangum madhuramohana geetham
Nenjiniley— Nenjinil inba kanalai ezhuppi ninaivazhikkum geetham-
Kaatriniley varum geetham
Sunai vandudan solaikkuyilum manam kuvindhidavum
Vaanavelidhanil thaara kanangal thayangi nindridavum
Aah, en solven maayappillai Veingkuzhal pozhi geetham
Kaatriniley varum geetham
Nila malarndha iravinil thendral ulaavidum nadhiyil-
Neela niarathu baalagan oruvan kuzhal oodhi nindraan
Kaalemellaam— Kaalamellaam avan kaadhalai enni urugumo en ullam--
Kaatriniley varum geetham
cheers,
--Badri--
Today is my grandpas death anniversary. A small puja is held in the family called thevasam. I really really wonder what good comes out of it. If my grandpa were the body we associate him with , well the body is gone and no good is going to come of praying to it. If he is the atman, then he is always there , we are all in him and he in us , why pray and not feel .
Anyways the pandit performing the puja , I am sure supports the ritual cos its quite some money for him :)
cheers,
--Badri--
Its strange how a fish that was just an inch long became a close entity of the family. Oscii is so called cos he belongs to the family of fishes called Oscar. He was purchased with a partner for Rs.70 but the partner died almost immediately. Whereas Oscar lived on, for two long years, after his partner's death. He was almost another family member, properly fed, petted, loved and cared for. He grew to become almost 4-5 inches long and we were forced to buy a new tank for him. Attachment with him thats what he created. But this morning though, we woke up to the news from our father "Oscar is no more". And the bonds of attachment withered away. It strange how quickly we can forget our loved ones, the ones for whom we fight, we struggle, we earn are so quickly forgotten once they go in for that long sleep called death that I really wonder if something called love really exists. Anyways May Oscii's soul rest in peace.
cheers,
--Badri--
A failure in a very seriously pursued project , a normal TT game that went slightly wrong, a domineering friend, a friend who neglects you for something , bad health and troubled loved ones . These are part of day to day life and never did I realize that these happenings over the last week had left me so hot headed that the scales tipped within just 5min of a lost argument.
I who had struggled so hard to be cheerful, team friendly and light headed lost my anger for the first time in abt a couple of months and that too for a not so serious reason. Perhaps I should have titled this post as "Blame it on spirituality". Perhaps its all due to over meditation(is there such a thing) and trying to be calm more than the mind wants u to.
Whateva be the thing i am too ruffled up for the day and am so god damned upset about being ruffled up.
Someone pls puncture me and remove all the hot air.
cheers,
--Badri--
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